A TEXT POST

oh hell no

seriously? even though you promised not have sex on my bed. even though i had just washed the sheets. even though i let you sleep there when i was out of town and you were at my place chilling with my housemates/our friends.

i did think it was suspicious that you left the fan running. and washed my sheets. even my mattress pad’s cover. 

that icky smell coming from the middle of my bed had better not be what i think it is…

but the pad smells now. FML. 

….i knew i shouldn’t have given you permission to crash there. but i did since we’re friends. -_______________-

updated: oh wait, it’s not sex. good. but it’s beer. and you didn’t tell me. just left me to find out. sigh. at least i have my bed cleaned and back now.